October 9, 2007

you know you’re a alcoholic when…
... i just fucken am ok? jees i'm pissed. i'm so pissed i can't go to bed because i think i'll fall off it. although, funny thing happened today. I got a registered letter from the Blacktown animal rescue centre saying they had captured my dog and if I didn't collect it within 14 days they'd either sell it or destory it. I thought that funny because a) i've never owned a dog and b) the only dog i know that i helped lose was my wife's dog 2 1/2 years ago. So we went to the pound and collected our dog that has been missing for 2 1/2 years. great stuff. now we have three dogs and two kids. one more dog to help cover the lawn in shit. HAPPY DAY.

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i have a headche.


   » by thepigs at October 10, 2007 4:12 PM

what the fucking fuck is the deal with that “are you smarter than a fifth grader show?”. the entire thing is scripted. what’s the fucking point? i’d prefer to receive an experimental pineapple colonoscopy than watch this ass-dribble.


   » by thepigs at October 10, 2007 7:41 PM