May 9, 2007

thepigs’s mum
(irrelevant shite II)

Comments

that is a total abuse of your administrator rights. psychadmin would never have done that.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 8:01 AM

Suck it up, you dirty-dicked freak.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 3:48 PM

go and fucking fuck a fucked fuck fuck you fucking fuck fuck fucker.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 6:58 PM

i’ve worked it out. psychadmin is not posting in an attempt to make me (ME!) pay the hosting costs. well it’s not going to work, fucker, i’ll host it on my home pc before that happens.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 7:45 PM

Homo erectus dresses sharply.
Hetero erectus likes footy.
Metro erectus is a fucking fauxhawk-wearing fucking preening strutting fucking herniated ballsack of a worthless waste of skin.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 11:13 PM

Can you please post the picture of lips and pigsy wiping their arses with my pillows at 12inch’s wedding?


   » by groob at May 5, 2007 7:41 AM

Christ. I though they only looked like that to me.


   » by groob at May 5, 2007 7:12 PM

I should also point out for anyone who wasn’t there, that is a picture the two of them left in my bag at a wedding the other week. The idea being that I’d find a picture of their arses firmly imprinted on my pillows only after I’d slept in the bed and gone home the next day. Sniff. I’m so proud of them…especially how mrs pigs took the picture while the piglets were also in the room. Say, is that enough evidence for DOCS?


   » by groob at May 5, 2007 7:14 PM

I like how his kids actually slept in the bed on his arse-pillow before you did.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 12:23 AM

this blog was better when i was the only one posting.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 1:05 AM

How is a ballsack a waste of skin? It keeps your balls in.


   » by vealmince at May 5, 2007 3:50 PM

Then why are yours in a mason jar under a sink somewhere?


   » by random at May 5, 2007 9:16 PM

yeah vm, that was received as well as gas station flowers.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 9:45 PM

there you go, random, i undeleted it. before reading it, let it be known i love mrs pigs and haven’t ever cheated on her.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 9:48 AM

he he?


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 8:36 AM

I think someone’s about 2 posts away from getting their head stoved in by heavy-breathing headphone lady.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 3:44 PM

hmm, Lost didn’t suck an asian man’s date quite as hard this week.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 10:30 PM

Does headphone lady know you dated an asian?


   » by random at May 5, 2007 11:32 PM

did i? which one? i thought i was a supremacist.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 8:53 AM

Ah, so you’re a power top.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 10:47 PM

i’m a potato queen.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 9:23 AM

You’re a yam-whore.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 1:24 PM

Diddly-dee, potatoes!


   » by random at May 5, 2007 5:08 PM

i’m a closet asian.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 6:23 PM

I have an asian in my closet. He holds my shoes.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 7:00 PM

does he smell like camphor?


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 10:39 PM

No, he smells like schooner.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 8:31 AM

yeah, i’ve completed remodelled my kitchen using boat people.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 10:25 AM

How did you beat them thin enough to make wallpaper? And did you use ones with eczema to make that nice paisley pattern.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 4:48 PM

throw boards over children, then jump on boards. the ones with goiter are the best. more neck skin.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 5:21 PM

Or pregnant chicks. If they’re tanned, the stretch-marks look like wood grain.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 8:50 PM

their uteruses make great bin liners? you’re fucked mate.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 10:18 PM

Take a tit, knot the corners, and wear it on your head like an english hankerchief.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 6:50 AM

and they say everyone’s the same on the inside. not true, asians taste like bananas.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 11:29 AM

Depends how far inside you go.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 11:50 AM

i only eat the hair.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 2:22 PM

Pube, radish sprout, and alfalfa salad.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 4:40 PM

with homos sauce.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 4:47 PM

With menarche and wild mushroom salsa.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 9:46 PM

PBN Might be dead, but we can still annoy each other using facebook.com


   » by groob at May 5, 2007 11:52 PM

I was going to suggest myspace.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 5:32 AM

and expectorate coulis


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 7:42 AM

With a side of thrush aioli.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 8:20 AM

and ebola juis


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 8:27 AM

Followed by a cheese platter with fig-and-conjunctivitis mousse.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 8:47 AM

and a nice lime & tumor tart with a sweet cyst sashimi top. matched to a novel strawberry & punched kidney urine desert wine.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 8:55 AM

hey, why dont we do a concept site that combines second life and myspace — it has scriptable dhtml avatars that animatedly read a collaborative crap-on space. we’ll get vm to write some web 2.5 spin for us and after we IPO and sell our stock without actually developing anything, finally afford those japanese-models-with-doctorates prostitutes that love to toss salad.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 9:44 AM

We’ll save a fortune on toilet paper.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 10:47 AM

Tempura testicles with dandruff and honey-soy dipping sauce.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 10:48 AM

roast suckling human with foetal stem cell gravy acompanied by leek & tinea gratin.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 10:57 AM

jew terrine sandwich with blood of jesus chutney.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 2:01 PM

Foreskins stuffed with vermicelli and cashew nutss on smegma polenta.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 3:27 PM

Chargrilled earwigs with semen glaze.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 3:36 PM

ripe hymen skewers on a bed of pubic lice.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 3:57 PM

Perineum pockets stuffed with fat and lightly drizzled with tears.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 4:18 PM

clown egg and cirrhotic liver flambe


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 4:58 PM

Crispy noodle, basil, and toenail salad. With lime and earwax dressing.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 6:08 PM

braised obese westener fois gras, mounting a salad of bamboo and panda strips. a side of dolphin fries.


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 6:24 PM

Pizza hut.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 7:56 PM

like your mom, we deliver ™


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 8:20 PM

because after all, you’re my wonder wall


   » by thefrigs at May 5, 2007 10:39 PM

I’m melting away, so bury me. Rub me on your cunt I’ll come back again.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 9:17 AM

worked out a new business idea: giving people cash advances on their unborn babies.


   » by thepigs at May 5, 2007 4:00 PM

Then use the babies for blood and bone mix to grow Cannabis. You could call them Baby Buds.


   » by random at May 5, 2007 4:06 PM

hey random, how come on all the dodgy sites that advertise “real girls in your area”, all have girls that come from west pymble?…. hey, doesn’t your mum live in west pymble?


   » by thefrigs at June 6, 2007 11:47 PM

No, but an ex-girlfriend does.


   » by random at June 6, 2007 8:52 AM

where’s my hamster


   » by thepis at June 6, 2007 2:36 PM

Nagging me isn’t going to get it back any faster.


   » by random at June 6, 2007 4:54 PM

i just posted something on http://www.ohbrother.com.au — a blog written by the dweeb that lost big brother in some year — and he moderated it! what a fag. i didn’t even say cunt or nothin.


   » by thepigs at June 6, 2007 3:56 PM

i take it back. it’s on there now. shoulda said cunt.


   » by thepgis at June 6, 2007 7:10 PM

SMH = Outrage.


   » by random at June 6, 2007 8:52 PM

thanks for that link. i had a good wank.


   » by thepigs at June 6, 2007 9:23 PM

sorry for double posting


   » by thepigs at June 6, 2007 2:33 PM

sorry for double posting


   » by thepigs at June 6, 2007 2:34 PM

Overcompensating.


   » by random at June 6, 2007 8:35 PM

top shelf


   » by thepis at July 7, 2007 11:24 AM

She got your eyes wrong.


   » by random at July 7, 2007 4:08 PM

i was wearing achmeds skin.


   » by thepigs at July 7, 2007 8:59 PM

His foreskin? Or his hindskin…


   » by random at July 7, 2007 9:36 PM

not sure, i’d worked myself up into a muslim&rape culture frenzy


   » by thepis at July 7, 2007 10:00 AM

are you suggesting we gang rape muslim men?


   » by thepis at July 7, 2007 4:01 PM

i’ll get the viagra and burka hats, you yell ‘fag’ while i do it. then we’ll swap.


   » by thepis at July 7, 2007 9:06 AM

Rapeburqua?


   » by random at July 7, 2007 7:11 PM

love burka.


   » by thepis at July 7, 2007 9:26 AM

A gherkin jerker wearing a…?


   » by random at July 7, 2007 1:45 PM

i love wnd


   » by thepigs at July 7, 2007 4:47 PM

is it just me or this top comment funny?


   » by thepigs at August 8, 2007 3:25 PM

arse-cunt. the comments change numbers.


   » by thepigs at August 8, 2007 4:10 PM

apparently the critics like “californication”, do you really like it, vealmince ?


   » by thepigs at August 8, 2007 10:00 PM

do not watch


   » by thepigs at August 8, 2007 8:33 PM

Attention idiot spambots. You’re wasting your time. We add NOFOLLOW to all links in comments so your links will be ignored by search engine spiders.


   » by random at September 9, 2007 1:18 AM

(and still they do it)
FUCK OFF, MORON


   » by random at September 9, 2007 6:46 AM

Hah. Blocked you, you fuckers.


   » by random at September 9, 2007 5:30 AM

why don’t women eat during sex?


   » by thepigs at October 10, 2007 10:09 PM

You’re doing it wrong.
FAIL


   » by random at October 10, 2007 4:05 AM

i just watched transformers. i thought the first 1/3 was ‘awesome’, the second third confusing, and the third third ludicrously fucked, like a blind psychopath fucking a ham.


   » by thepigs at October 10, 2007 9:13 PM