michael bevan's not a sri lankan. stupid fucking wikipedia.

... i just fucken am ok? jees i'm pissed. i'm so pissed i can't go to bed because i think i'll fall off it. although, funny thing happened today. I got a registered letter from the Blacktown animal rescue centre saying they had captured my dog and if I didn't collect it within 14 days they'd either sell it or destory it. I thought that funny because a) i've never owned a dog and b) the only dog i know that i helped lose was my wife's dog 2 1/2 years ago. So we went to the pound and collected our dog that has been missing for 2 1/2 years. great stuff. now we have three dogs and two kids. one more dog to help cover the lawn in shit. HAPPY DAY.

"The operation was a success".

(Please excuse me - I'm still confused as to how I feel about the 2 girls and the cup. Makes the Lemon Party gents look like a Dr. Seuss fist off).

...just deposited $4,650 into my account. and i didn't even have to fill out a form. and it's not the baby bonus. i just get $4650 because i'm a good and valuable member of society. I'm gonna buy a spa. GO THE EELS!

Not sure which one of you monkey butts first posted this but they're showing David Firth's Valentine's Day as part of the Sydney Underground Film Festival. Don't think I'd actually pay money to see the cartoon but ... obviously these guys put the program together after a long week of crack smoking and reading Vealmince's blog backwards.